Irish sayings  Toasts and Blessings

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 To the Blessings

Sayings and Toasts

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

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May those who love us, love us.

And for those who don't love us,

May God turn their hearts.

And if he can not turn their hearts,

May he turn their ankles,

So we may know them by their limping.

May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.

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There are good ships, and there are wood ships, the ships that sail the sea.

But the best ships are friendships, and may they always be.

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"May the sons of your daughters smile up in your face."

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May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey,

but be afflicted with itching without the benefit of scratching

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May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.

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Here's to you and yours

And to mine and ours.

And if mine and ours

Ever come across to you and yours,

I hope you and yours will do

As much for mine and ours

As mine and ours have done

For you and yours!

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A toast to your coffin.

May it be made of 100 year old oak.

And may we plant the tree together, tomorrow.

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May God bring good health to your enemies enemies

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Friend of my soul, this goblet sip

'twill chase the pensive tear.

'Tis not so sweet as woman's lip

but oh, 'tis more sincere.

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I drink to your health when I'm with you,

I drink to your health when I'm alone,

I drink to your health so often,

I'm starting to worry about my own

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"May the dust of your carriage blind the eyes of your foe!"

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May you never forget what is worth remembering,

Or remember what is best forgotten.

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An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold on to one blade of

grass and not fall on the face of the earth.

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I have known many

liked not a few

loved only one

so this toast's for you

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St. Patrick was a gentleman, who thru strategy and stealth

Drove all the snakes from Ireland, Here's a toasting his health

But not too many lest you lose yourself and then

You forget the good St. Patrick and see those snakes again

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May you get all your wishes but one,

So you always have something to strive for.

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May there be a fox on your fishing hook

and a hare on your bait

and may you kill no fish

until St. Brigid's Day

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Here's to our wives and girlfriends:

May they never meet!

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May the Lord keep you in His hand and never close His fist too tight.

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Here's to you as good as you are

and here's to me as bad as I am

As Good As you are and as bad as I am

I'm as Good as you are

As Bad As I am!

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May you have no frost on your Spuds,

No worms on your cabbage.

May your goat give plenty of milk.

If you inherit a donkey, may she be in foal.

Don't walk in front of me I may not follow.

Don't walk behind me I may not lead.

Walk beside me And just be my friend.

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May the grass grow long on the road to hell for want of use.

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Here's to me, and here's to you,

And here's to love and laughter-

I'll be true as long as you,

And not one moment after.

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Health, and long life to you

Land without rent to you

The partner of your heart to you

and when you die, may your bones rest in Ireland!

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Here's to Eve the mother of us all,

And here's to Adam who was Johnny on the spot when the leaf

began to fall.

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May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out.

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There are many good reasons for drinking,

One has just entered my head,

If a man doesn't drink when he's living,

How the hell can he drink when he's dead?

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May the saddest day of your future be no worse

Than the happiest day of your past.

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May you be in heaven 1/2 hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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Here's to the bull that roams through the wood,

and does all the heifer's so very much good,

for if it was nay for him, and his little red rod,

there'd be none of here could eat steak by God.

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May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.

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Catch the moments as they fly

and use them as ye ought man,

believe me happiness is shy

and comes not aye when sought man.

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Here's to you, here's to me, the best of friends we'll always be. But if we

ever disagree, forget you here's to ME!!

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Ode to Beer Of

all my favorite things to do, The

utmost is to have a brew. My love grows for my

foamy friend, with each thirst-quenching elbow

bend. Beer's so frosty, smooth, and cold------

It's paradise----Pure liquid gold | Yes beer

means many things to me that's all for now -------I

gotta Pee

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Here's to your coffin...

May it be built of 100 year old oaks which I will plant tomorrow...

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Here's to the land of the Shamrock so green,

Here's to each Lad and his darlin Colleen,

Here's to the ones we love dearest and most.

May God bless ole Ireland, that's and Irish mans toast.

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May the horns of your cattle always touch heather.

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May your neighbors respect you,

Troubles neglect you,

The angels protect you,

And Heaven accept you.

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The future is not ours to know, and it may never be-

so let us live and give our best and give it lavishly!

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May all the giant hearts be tall as day,

may all your winter nights be warm as may.

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May the love and protection St. Patrick can give - Be yours in abundance as

long as you live.

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May you fly straight to heaven,

But if you go to Hades,

May Lethe run with Guinness!

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In Heaven there is no beer, that is why we drink it here.

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May you be rich in blessings, poor in misfortune,

Slow to make enemies, quick to make friends.

But rich or poor, slow or quick,

May you know nothing but happiness from this day forward.

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May your troubles be as few and as far apart as my Grandmothers teeth.

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Here's to a long life and a merry one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold pint-- and another one!

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A Wedding Toast

Here's to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking.

If you lie, may you lie together.

If you cheat, may you cheat the devil.

If you steal, may you steal each other's hearts.

And if you drink, may we all drink to your happiness.

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Blessings

May the road rise to meet you,

May the wind be always at your back,

May the sun shine warm upon your face,

The rains fall soft upon your fields and,

Until we meet again,

May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night,

and the road downhill all the way to your door.

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May your glass be ever full.

May the roof over your head be always strong.

And may you be in heaven

half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

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As you slide down the banisters of life

may the splinters never point the wrong way.

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May the wind at your back always be your own.

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May your thoughts be as glad as the shamrocks,

May your heart be as light as a song,

May each day bring you bright, happy hours,

That stay with you all the year long.

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May St. Patrick guard you wherever you go,

and guide you in whatever you do--

and may his loving protection be a blessing to you always.

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May the Irish hills caress you.

May her lakes and rivers bless you.

May the luck of the Irish enfold you.

May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.

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May your blessings outnumber

The Shamrocks that grow.

And may trouble avoid you

Wherever you go.

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May you have love that never ends,

lots of money, and lots of friends.

Health be yours, whatever you do,

and may God send many blessings to you!

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May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light.

May good luck pursue you each morning and night.

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May your joys be as bright as the morning,

And your sorrows merely be shadows that fade,

In the sunlight of love.

May you have enough

happiness to keep you sweet.

Enough trials to keep you strong.

Enough sorrows to keep you human.

Enough hope to keep you happy.

Enough failure to keep you humble.

Enough success to keep you eager.

Enough friends to give you comfort.

Enough faith and courage in yourself to banish sadness.

Enough wealth to meet your needs.

And one thing more: enough

determination to make each day a more wonderful day

than the day before.

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May the lilt of Irish laughter

lighten every load.

May the mist of Irish magic

shorten every road...

And may all your friends remember

all the favours you are owed!

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May you live to be a hundred years, with one extra year to repent.

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May the raindrops fall lightly on your brow.

May the soft winds freshen your spirit.

May the sunshine brighten your heart

May the burdens of the day rest lightly upon you.

And may God enfold you in the mantle of His love.

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If you’re enough lucky to be Irish...

You’re lucky enough!

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God bless all those that I love;

God bless all those that love me;

God bless all those that love those

that I love,

And all those that love

those that love me.

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May you alway walk in sunshine.

May you never want for more.

May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door.

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May you always have work for your hands to do.

May your pockets hold always a coin or two.

May the sun shine bright on your windowpane.

May the rainbow be certain to follow each rain.

May the hand of a friend always be near you.

And may God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.

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Wishing you a rainbow

For sunlight after showers—

Miles and miles of Irish smiles

For golden happy hours—

Shamrocks at your doorway

For luck and laughter too,

And a host of friends that never ends

Each day your whole life through!

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May you always be blessed

with walls for the wind,

a roof for the rain,

a warm cup of tea by the fire,

laughter to cheer you,

those you love near you,

and all that your heart might desire.

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May you live a long life

Full of gladness and health,

With a pocket full of gold

As the least of you wealth.

May the dreams you hold dearest,

Be those which come true,

The kindness you spread,

Keep returning to you.

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May God be with you and bless you,

May you see your children's children,

May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings.

May you know nothing but happiness

From this day forward.

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May the blessings of each day be the blessings you need most,

May the most you wish for be the least you get,

May the Lord keep you in His Hand and never close His fist too tight.

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